INTERVIEW:
Name: Jorg Coubeck
Age(at time of death or by appearance): Appears to be 35
Classification(what is your character?): Monster; Krampus
Appearance(A self-drawn picture or a detailed paragraph will suffice): ((SINCE I CAN'T WRAP MY HEAD AROUND DRAWING THIS--)) Jorg is average height. He has messily cropped brown hair that flows into muttonchop sideburns, pointed features including ears, and a long split tongue with sharp teeth. His top half is relatively human (though hairier than most) and he wears a white business shirt and tie with a harness for a large basket on his back that is usually filled with some children. His bottom half is cloven goat legs and a devil's tail, though it can become human for stealth-- he amuses himself by exposing himself to the rest of the office, changing his bottom half from goat to human.
How did you end up at Underworld Industries?
A few centuries ago, my name was only uttered in a frightened voice by Southern Germans and Austrians. The children, that is. Ya see, back then was the golden ages-- used to ride around with Sankt Nikolaus and whip the bad kids. Maybe kidnap 'em for a while. Nothing weird, don' worry. Justa job. Kids aren't my thing. Tell ya the truth, I wish it were ladies. Anyways, I digress. Time went by, and people stopped disciplinin' the children. Nikolaus was gettin' a fat head about this gift giving shit, and next thing ya know, I'm outta the picture. Sankt Nikolaus is now 'Santa Claus' and I never had no say in it. Underworld Industries offered to help my career a bit if they had summa the profits. 'Sa good deal, I took it.
What are your strengths and weaknesses?
Pretty intimidatin' if I do say so myself. Also-- grade a love-maker. The human part, that is. Or are you adventurous--?
Weaknesses. Not available.
How do you establish a working relationship with new people?
What do I care about working relationships? How's i sposed to know people don't like it when I show my schlange?
Tell me about a challenging situation you have faced. What was the situation and how did you cope with it?
Fallin into obscurity, mann. Doing the best I can.
Is there an achievement of which you are particularly proud? What is it? Why is it significant?
Bein right hand man to Saint Nick or the Christ child. Those days is long over, though.
Have you had to convince a team to work on a project they weren't thrilled about? How did you do it?
This does not apply. I was cast outta my team like rubbish! After centuries of stellar performance. Jesus.
List any references you may have (optional):
Sankt Nikolaus; Christkind. but don' call em, they say they don't know me.
Congratulations. If you answered all of the required questions and have been accepted, Welcome to the Underworld team!